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a peice of bread without butter or water can be drier than a popcorn fart.
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Farts that are frequent, unusually stinky, and often times accompanied by shit stains in your thong.
My wife has horse farts.
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When one flatulates and flees, the remnants of the noxious odors follow him or her. The tail end of the stink is the fart tail.
Damnit dude, I just caught wind of your fart tail and it fucking stinks. Go sit on the pot you nasty mofo!
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If you fart and someone giggles it's definately a happy fart!
Hey Tara my grandma has a lot of happy farts!
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noun. Usually associated with a bad case of explosive diarrhea. Performed when there is uncertainty as to whether or not your fart will consist of just air. As the fart is released shit mist sprays out and vandalizes your underwear like a can of spray paint.
I have ruined 4 pairs of underwear in one day form graffiti farts.
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To form a cup with your hand to contain your own fart then to take the same cup to another's face and mouth so as to force their inhalation of your fart while it is still fresh.
"Angela gave me a nasty fart cup last night after we ate chili."
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When your moterboater your girl real hard and the air goes up into her cracks and back down making a fart like sound.
Also known as a friday night treat / special
“ wow Chanel u just made a farting sound with your tits”
“ well Daren that’s called a titty fart how about that for a Friday night treat”
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