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a peice of bread without butter or water can be drier than a popcorn fart.
Farts that are frequent, unusually stinky, and often times accompanied by shit stains in your thong.
My wife has horse farts.
When one flatulates and flees, the remnants of the noxious odors follow him or her. The tail end of the stink is the fart tail.
Damnit dude, I just caught wind of your fart tail and it fucking stinks. Go sit on the pot you nasty mofo!
If you fart and someone giggles it's definately a happy fart!
Hey Tara my grandma has a lot of happy farts!
noun. Usually associated with a bad case of explosive diarrhea. Performed when there is uncertainty as to whether or not your fart will consist of just air. As the fart is released shit mist sprays out and vandalizes your underwear like a can of spray paint.
I have ruined 4 pairs of underwear in one day form graffiti farts.
A robot fart is a fart that sounds like a releasement of pressure. They are usually done when the fart has been held too long inside the body.
Kelita: **fussssssssss**
Curls: WTF Kelita ??!!
Kelita: Sorry I couldnt hold it any longer!
Curls: Ohhhhhhh you robot farter!