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Stepping into the shower realizing that you just stepped in your roomates jiz.
"When John woke up he went to the bathroom, slipped on some shower toe jam and broke his neck."
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When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas
me and your mom threw a Texas Baby Shower last night
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When one girl assumes the crab position facing up, another girl eats her out while standing over her on all fours, creating a bridge-like structure, and you piss all over both of them.
Things escalated quickly last night when me and the girls went from playing a casual game of Twister to performing a Golden Gate shower
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when a woman is going to cum but instead showers the partners genitalia with stinky pee.
Alta gave jon a stinky yellow cum shower.
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When someone doesn't actually shower with water and soap. They simply use perfume and body spray to mask their month-long showerless stank.
The chick with the locker next to me took another Peurto Rican Shower so now the hallway smells like cheap cupcake perfume.
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when a chick is giving you head cum on her face and yell WHITE POWER!!
i gave her a soaking "white power shower"
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A fuckable woman of petit proportions that could conceivably used to wash yourself, although principally she would be manhandled in bed.
Those guest dudes on Dancing With the Stars must have fun moving those Shower Toys across the dancefloor
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