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Drinking alcohol until you black out and mentally skip a period of your life.
-Man, you were so hammered last night you passed out on the floor.
-No, I was just doing a little time traveling.
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A term used for videogames that require a great amount of time to be invested in them. A defining characteristic of a time sink is that due to the immersiveness of the game, the time spent playing these games feels small when in reality, the gamer has been playing for hours.
Do NOT play Civilization 4 or Oblivion. Those games are such time sinks that when you finsih, you'll be paying for your next game with your retirement checks.
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Tasha: omg! Did you hear Rachel is taking Simon AND ed to prom
Ruby: WHAT she’s so two timing
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Derives from the ever popular movie american pie. as in: "this one time at band camp." But now has more wide range of usage. Guys who are usually stoners or alcoholics use this term to reflect on one or more experiences they've had while under the influence. And wish to use this term to enlighten us all about the joys and wonders of "trppin"
Stoner Dude: This one time me and Bob were totally trippin out in the back alley way behind Fry's. Then all of a sudden we here these sirens, so we run. And then we just keep runnin and runnin till we reach this babes house and theres like 8 naked chicks in this hot tub. and we just went back there and then i checked my roley. it was already 7 o'clock. past my curfew. my probation officer would kill me. so i had to bounce on home. but man it was trippy.
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1. one who appears to be hard and too cool for the rest when in reality most people in the group hate him.
2. time upon which the tool enters the room
syn: douchebag, outkast
"there's tool time tagging along with sarah again."
"look here's here... it's TT"
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Closing Time was Tom Waits' debut album, from 1973. It held twelve beautiful tracks, and lasted a great forty-five minutes. Some highlights from the album are Ol' 55, Ice Cream Man, and Grapefruit Moon. The music relies heavily on Waits' exceptional piano-playing skills, and his vocals.
An excerpt from Closing Time's ninth track-
Ice Cream Man
Clickin' by your house about two forty-five
With a sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise,
I got a cherry popsicle right on time
A big stick, mamma, that'll blow your mind
'Cause I'm your ice cream man,
I'm a one-man band (yeah)
I'm your ice cream man, honny,
I'll be good to you.
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A sizeable stash of pornography built up over several decades, enabling you to relive the experiences of people who masturbated in those times.
Will Ferrell: "I still hate you, but you've got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags."
John C. Reilly: "Yeah, I got them from the '70's, '80's and '90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine."
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