Bong asshole sneeze

Another name for bon appetite

Just made some spaz egg tea with choke on late milk 😍😍 bong asshole sneeze

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social media asshole

A person who is cool in real life but is a asshole on social media. Usually mean, pessimistic, judgmental and paranoid.

Jane is usually nice but she's a social media asshole on facebook

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Asshole 😛 flicker

To tongue ones asshole

Last night I made up the asshole 😛 flicker

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trans fatty asshole

A Trans-like overweight person that is being a total asshole.

That big Tranny-cow is acting like a trans fatty asshole...

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15% asshole discount

The act of not tipping at a restaurant. The way voluntary tipping policy works, you get to decide what a server gets paid at a restaurant. You don't tip, they don't get payed. Therefor, if you are an asshole, you can get a 15% discount at any restaurant as long as you don't care if the server gets payed for his/her work. (could also be used as the 18% or 20% asshole discount, depending on tipping standards)

Hey, did you see that Steve did not leave a tip for the waitress? He is certainly taking advantage of the 15% asshole discount.

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From Asshole to elbow

"The whole thing"

what sever it is.
Did you get the house clean?"
" I sure did from Asshole to elbow , spic and span!!"

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Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.

That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

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