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Wig-wearing asshole

Donald Trump, the president of the United States of America. He's an asshole that wears a wig

Jerry: "did you see Donald trump on the news yesterday?"
John: "Ha! You mean that wig-wearing asshole?"

by Dick biscuit July 20, 2018

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Bong asshole sneeze

Another name for bon appetite

Just made some spaz egg tea with choke on late milk 😍😍 bong asshole sneeze

by Brueningboy December 11, 2016

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trans fatty asshole

A Trans-like overweight person that is being a total asshole.

That big Tranny-cow is acting like a trans fatty asshole...

by Geo fence September 15, 2023

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social media asshole

A person who is cool in real life but is a asshole on social media. Usually mean, pessimistic, judgmental and paranoid.

Jane is usually nice but she's a social media asshole on facebook

by Honeyedpisces July 1, 2015

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Asshole πŸ˜› flicker

To tongue ones asshole

Last night I made up the asshole πŸ˜› flicker

by Big dick dangler April 18, 2023

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From Asshole to elbow

"The whole thing"

what sever it is.
Did you get the house clean?"
" I sure did from Asshole to elbow , spic and span!!"

by scooby944 June 25, 2017

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Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually β€œripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.

That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016

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