Rudder from another brother

A variation on the Dutch Rudder, the Rudder from another brother is when one friend holds your tackle and another friend vigorously moves the first friends arm in such a was as to give you pleasure.

The other day Shanky and Pickles gave Bryon a rudder from another brother in the park behind work

ur brother is ur mother

This one is the worst of all the ultimate plot twist, it completely knocks ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur granpap a trap, and ur sister is a mister out of the park

Caleb: ur mom gay
Nick: ur brother is ur mother

Nut up my brothers

Squirrel for: Taking up arms (i.e. getting ready to battle).

First coined in the Sears Commercial 'Squirrel Revolt'.

(Man walks in with wife to display a bunch of squirrels cutting coupons for them)
(Head Squirrel flips table)

Squirrel: We're tired of you humans and your tyranny! Nut Up my Brothers!

(Squirrels proceed to attack the humans and vandalize their property)

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Ur brother is ur mother

One of the eight most deadly phrases in the world. It has not been muttered since the anciet great wars, not to be used lightly.

Justin: Ur mom gay
Kyle: Ur sister a mister
Justin: That's it... Ur brother is ur mother

All the stars' gravity becomes 10000000000x stronger pulling everything into their reaches. Once the final star has been born the big bang happens again.

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What's up, his brother?

Very common in Israel.

Used to ask a good friend (also called a "brother", or with more sympathy "HIS brother") if everything's ok.

A: Haven't seen you for ages!.. What's up his brother?
B: Walla

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mud brother day

It’s a celebration By 2 Nigga’s for a whole century that don’t know how to act and they get together and smoke and Drink Hennessy until they drop And they tell each other why they hangout while they steal from everyone in sight

We Just celebrated mud brother day and one of our friends got locked up

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Jonas Brothers Hater

Someone who doesn't have a fuckin life so they sit around making fun of the jonas brothers. Why? Because they have no friends and try to make them feel better by making fun of people who actually have talent. Guy haters are just jealous because the jonas brothers can actually get girls. And girl haters don't actually hate them...they just pretend to because they want attention and want others to think that they're cool.

Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of girls follow.
Boy: The Jonas Brothers are so gay (I'm just jealous because I can't get girls.)
Older Girl: Omg, I hate the Jonas Brothers (Omg, I love the Jonas Brothers...but I can't tell anyone because i'm trying to hard to be cool)
Younger girl: You guys are Jonas Brothers Haters.

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