cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

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your mom called

originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant

person a: dude, you're dumb
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?

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Call of Duty 5

Nonexistent game which people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: World at War.

If anything, Modern Warfare 2 should be named Call of Duty 5, but Infinity Ward decided not to name it that, it's Modern Warfare 2 instead. Therefore, Call of Duty 5 isn't applicable to Modern Warfare to either.

SO, there is no such thing as Call of Duty 5.

Gary: Hey John, wanna pwn some noobs on Call of Duty 5?

John: For the last frickin' time, Gary, there's no such thing as Call of Duty 5!!! It's World at War, or WAW.

Gary: COD5 IS World at War, and who says WAW anyway? Sounds retarded.

John: It's short for WAW, better than saying 5, because THAT's even more retarded. Now just for that, no I will not play WAW with you. Go away.

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Brandon: Hey Marcus, I'm buying COD5 soon.

Marcus: OMG, what is wrong with people?! There's no such thing as Call of Duty 5! WAW isn't 5!!!!!

Brandon: Who said anything about WAW? I'm talking about Call of Duty 5: Modern Warfare 2!!!

Marcus: What?! Oh lord, just get away from me!!!

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greek love call

This is nothing more than a simple fart done by a gay man for the effect of enticing him into sexual relations.

I farted at work near TK and he heard the greek love call and thought it was an invitation.

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he is called morgan

A reference to a funny animation from fat-pie.com. Spoken when someone that looks like a creepy stalker/molester is spotted. Characterized by long face, balding and blond, long mysterious coat, glasses, and at least 45 years of age. Hands in pockets are a plus if tallying for points, as are balloons and candy giveaways. Also used as a code phrase if said "Morgan" is within earshot and you can't say "That guy is creepy".

Holy crap, man, that's one of the best "He is called Morgan"s I've seen this month, over there, by the park bench.

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foody call

(noun) a phone call, page or conversation aimed at getting free food from a partner in a no strings attached, no conversation meal.

I was so broke and hungry I had to make a foody call last night. She cooked meatloaf, and it was good.

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the "jonny call"

when someone usually a young women and her friend spot a cute guy and instead of being so forward and just walking up to him and acknowledging he's cute(becuase some guys heads get really blown up if u do that) they pretend to reconize him then a conversation starts up and then the exchanging of the #'s.

kiki: hey loook at the guy hes kind of cute its time for the "jonny call".
lucy: he is "ok"
lucy:hey jonny hey jonny oh im sorry i thought u was someone else.whats your name?
kiki: u look so familiar
the guy: my name is chase what are you ladies doing tonight.

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