chocolate drop

Genteel euphemism for fabled non-traditional sexual act akin to "golden showers"; fetish of humiliation and self-abasement; in the act, one's lover/servicer squats and defecates onto one's face or chest while one is lying on floor or bed. The "chocolate" refers to fecal matter, while the "drop" replies to the satisfying plunk upon its arrival on face or chest. Some like to receive, while others strongly prefer to give.

Exchange overheard in heterosexual-themed bar, Warm Valley, ND, July 2006:

Stunned: "Whoa. I thought I knew what she meant when she said she wasn't into 'vanilla' sex."

Friend: "Yeah. Mmm-hmm (laughs lightly). I like that kinky shit too. Tie-me-up, tie-me-down. Let's go. All that shit."

Stunned: "Yeah, well, then she positioned herself, like squatting, like she was going to shit right on my chest."

Friend: "What the fuck?!?"

Stunned: "Yeah, it's like she called it 'the chocolate drop.' I was already tied up and she said I was gonna like it. It was way messed up."

Friend: "Whoa. What happened?"

Stunned: "Dude, I loved that shit. So fresh and so clean clean."

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Hot Chocolate

A form of anal sex, hot cum mixed with poop, therefor hot chocolate.

"there is lots of hot chocolate on my cock"

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chocolate kiss

a chocolate kiss is given after a girl takes a shit and a guy kisses it and then kisses her face...the brown kiss n her face is a chocolate kiss given from him to her.

" My boyfriend gave me the biggest chocolate kiss last night!"

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chocolate pie

1)to most people it is simply a chocolate pie
2)to Rosie it is an afrocans vagigi

"Hey guys i have a chocolate pie" Rosie P.

"always eatin my chocolate pie always eatin my chocolate pie" that chaldean guy and akon

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Chocolate Fistbump

A really DEDICATED fistbump where wiping is unnecessary.

ONLY for REALLY good friends

Their level of camaraderie had become such, that even chocolate fistbumps had become acceptable

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chocolate sunrise

When a person stands on their head and defecates upward and another person stands behind them to watch.

After we watched the chocolate sunrise we rolled up the tarps and hit the showers.

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chocolate canolli

a sexual act in which a male takes a shit on the girls ass hole then pounds it in with his cock

"hey i thought my ass was exit only"

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