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crown point christian school

a school in that says in the name that its in crown point when it in fact, is in st john indiana. the teachers only care about you if you shut your mouth and listen while they shove useless information about random topics down your throat. the school is so bad that the middle school has had 3 different principles in 2 years. the only reason you will be popular is if you are richer than everyone else, or if you bully kids for fun, which the teachers dont do shit about.

"wow, she goes to crown point christian school?"
"she must not be that smart than

by Yung_G682 October 22, 2022


Eagle Ridge Christian School

The school in Cape Girardeau that is great, but can be not so great at times like all other schools.

Dustin: Yo, do you go to Eagle Ridge Christian School?
Evin: Yea I do Why?
Dustin: Just curious

by EagleRidgeBoi April 27, 2021


delaware county christian school

never have i met a group of students that made me worry for the future of american youth. i’ll give you $100 if you enjoy yourself here

person: you go to delaware county christian school?
me: yeah
person: i’m so sorry

by user17283993922 September 8, 2021


West Side Christian School

If jail was a school this would be it. From morning cult chapel services in the morning where you will be forced to recite bible verses and cataclysms to the obvious lack of technology this is the school of your dreams or would I say nightmares. You can pay 5k to send your kid here so that they can really get that one on one learning with their teachers. One on one as in so you can hear the teachers talk about you in the hallways.. anyways if you’re lucky your kid will have maybe 10 kids in their class so i’m sure they can maybe find some friends.

Kid 1: Bro you go to West Side Christian School, i’m sorry bro that sucks

Kid 2: yeah bro i know my parents make me go there

by the regina george November 24, 2021


Annapolis Area Christian School

A homophobic hellhole whose students slut shame any girl in their path even if they themself have 18 bodies. Parents pay solid money to get their kids to be the captain of clubs here, and half the school is on cocaine. The only positive about this school is that it looks all rich and fancy and clean, so when you sob in the bathroom, at least it’s not diluted by some kid’s shit stains

Man, I’m so glad I’m graduating from Annapolis Area Christian School

by Byefuckers May 14, 2023


Delaware County Christian School

Huge douche bags

Delaware County Christian School are a bunch of huge douche bags.

by Buzz October 15, 2003

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Hope Christian Mid School

Hope christian middle school is a "christian" school is located in the upper heights of Albuquerque, NM where the school is more focused on spending their money on useless thing instead of getting things that would be useful. for example they bought custom toilet paper dispensers instead of actually trying to get decent teachers. and spend most of the time looking through hours of camera footage, using the many unnecessary cameras, trying to get kids into trouble, also this school is literally run by the basketball team any other school team is forced to practice somewhere else because hope is to cheap to actually get a good field but will spend thousands making sure the basketball court is in tip top shape to keep the rich kids winning so all the insanely wealthy parents will continue to fund this god awful school

Hope Christian Mid School is an awful school

by The footballer May 7, 2016

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