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February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.
Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.
When you like someone and they don't know you exist
Sarah: I have a ghost crush on Steve
Rachel : You want me to tell him about you
A crush with platonic feelings, you really want to befriend them
"Katie is a really funny and great person person, I think I have a friendship crush on her."
The cheap rich bastards who cut corners and get people killed
Make sure we check the safety system fully, we would hate to get caught in The Rush Crush and get the company sued
You Have A Crush? Is The Word That Someones Asks When Someone Asks A Person That They Have A Crush.
So In My Class... Bro I Had A Crush. She/He Was Cute. But You Have A Crush?