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a male who uses one square of toilet paper to wipe off his driblets after he pees.
Bro 1: "Yo Matt dabs his dick after he pees"
Bro 2:"You mean he's a dick-dabber"
Bro 1:"Yea what a fucking pussy"
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Step 1: Wait until night time. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. Use stepladder if necessary.
Step 3: Knock. Wait.
Step 4: Brag.
Jerry: Totally dick knobbed Jerry last night.
Rick: Hah! He touched your dick!
Jerry: I even had an erection at the time!
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A circumcised penis.
The vast majority of men born in the USA and Israel have a Jew Dick.
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Its the credentials of a male as the number of how many females he has had sex with and the level of performance.
Bob: I'm a virgin
Jeff: You got weak dick game son.
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A dick that keeps a female coming back for more and more
A dick that ranges between 10-25 inches
Damn daddy's massive dick hurt me, now I have no walls.
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That internal burning, sore feeling of the penis when you ejaculate too many times in one day.
Mark: Dude, I'm getting dick burn
Tim: Stop beating off so much then
Mark: No
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Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.
Guy 1: Damn, this party is a real sausage fest, we're never getting in.
Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.
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