captain dip shit

Words used to describe a friend when they ask stupid questions that they definetly should know the answer to. A term used when you've already returned a friends belongings and they ask for their property.

Stephen: Cricket, do you have my cigarettes.
Cricket: Hello, I already gave them back to you, Captain dip shit!

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French dip

when a man and woman only have a few seconds to themselves. the man puts his pecker in her pussy, anus or mouth and keeps it there for about one second and then pulls it out.

me and Kathy just had a few seconds so we had to french dip.

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dip master of the universe

also known as a dmotu, a dip master of the universe is a person who loves dip, and spends most their time talking about dip, or making dip jokes.

"Hey wanna come over and throw in a lip while we work on that Emily Dickinson essay?"

"More like Emily Dip-inson"

"Damn dude you're a real dip master of the universe aren't you."

"fuck ya"

or

"Dude I totally through in a lip during class today"

"Shit man you really are a dmotu"

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dip n dots

When you have such a long ball sack that when you sit on the toilet your balls touch water.

I was taking a crap at work today and I totally had dip n dots.

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dive and dip

ya swim n get the hell out before the next day

she’s got work tomorrow so let’s go dive and dip.

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Alpine dip

The act of inserting your {balls} into a woman's {vagina} and then {ejaculating} onto her stomach.

I just gave her the alpine dip. it's what he ladies really love.

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hippie dip

Similar to the candy flip and hippie flip. The hippie dip is when one takes a pinch of dip (preferably Skoal because that is just American as fuck) and then proceeds to roll the tobbacco in some powder meth and hold it in their lip as a dip. Dale Yeah! America!

Example 1

Butterfly: Woah! You're tweaking haaarrd!
Sunshine: Dude, I'm hippie dipping my nuts off!

Example 2

Wildflower: I wanna take it to the next level, but im not sure what to do?
The Wizard: You should hippie dip!
Wildflower: What the fuck is that? you mean hippie flip?
thc wizard: NO! Really? you've never hippie dipped? thats super loose butthole!

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