Do the Dew

When you insert your penis into your sexual partner's rectum and then urinate. Often the penis has to be inserted fully and then become slightly flaccid, however true "Dewers" are able to maintain a full erection.

Mary: "Hey, are you coming out tonight?"

Jill: "I let Jack Do the Dew and I have been sitting on the toilet for ten minutes trying to get all the urine out. Put me down as a maybe."

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booty do

wen a female's stomache stick out fartha den hurr bo0ty d0o
lmfao i jus think das mother fucker funny as fuck

damnnn dat gurl stomache stick out fartha den her 'bo0ty do0'
lmfaoo

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Do the dew

(a) drinking out of a bottle without touching your lips to the rim, like they do in commercials.

(b) using a homemade bong

(a)

guy 1: hey, let me get some of that grape drink.
guy 2: no way dude, you'll backwash.
guy 1: come on please? i'll do the dew.
guy 2: alright, here.

(b)
girl 1: are we smoking out of a banana peel and a cork?
guy 1: yeah, i lost my bong so we're going to have to do that dew.

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do what

the most annoying phrase that our neighbors use

"hey come and play airsoft"
"DO WHAT?"

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what it do

1. An obvious typo.
2. A nonsensical combination of words that is somehow understood as both a statement and a question.

1. Person A (on email or phone): "What it do"
Person B: "?"
Person A: "Sorry, I meant 'what did it do?'"

2. Retard: "WHAT IT DO"

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doing a bedingfield

where a white woman enjoying the company and talent of talented black male singers / artists indulges heavily in extracting the spirit and soul into her self - imbuing herself with their talent in every way that she can to extract every ounce in the most manipulative way - whilst these guys lay back take a big sigh of satisfaction and use her in the ways that come readily to their minds.

"whats that chick after - shes so forward, so damn wanton"
"yeah its a little shameful, but what the hell"
"yeah she knows she's goin to take all the big black talent she can take and more"
"yeah she's really doing a bedingfield"

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let's do this

Signal to go forth with something.

Bob: Wanna go smoke some reefer?
Cob: Let's do this

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