first-year drunk

adjective.
The state of inebriation most commonly attained only by first year students of university

Guy 1: Hey I just finished my exam, whats happening tonight?
Guy 2: Let's go to Koerner's and get first-year drunk!

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slutty drunk

(Adj) the state of being so intoxicated you cheat on your significant other, not to be confused with just being a slut. Often times is when an std is aquired.

Bro 1: Dude... my fat girlfriend is back on The Biggest Loser again, I'm getting slutty drunk tonight and giving your sister a Cleveland steamer.

Bro 2: Not cool bro... not cool!

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shooters drunk

the type of intoxication by alcohol in which one is destined to make poor decisions no matter the consequences. One may also end up shivering in the corner of a room or calling all female friends and inquiring about one's own unattractiveness.

Man, I was so shooters drunk last night I couldn't stand up straight.

That was destined to happen because he was so shooters drunk.

I will forever regret last night, for I was shooters drunk.

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Drunk Duck

1. An intoxicated duck

2. The latest Disney character

3. When Daffy has a little bit too much fun

4. When you throw a Lost Abbey Beer at someone

1. The drunk duck was wobbling dangerously on the edge of a volcano

2. Disney's latest show, Drunk Duck, has received much criticism.

3. Daffy was totally drunk ducked last night

4. Dude I totally drunk ducked Daffy last night

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drunk dice

very similiar to a drunk say but in spanish! (dice means say en espanol) almost if not more hilarious than a drunk say.

guy: te quiero
girl: you wish
guy b: what a drunk dice

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day drunk

To experience the effects of consuming large amounts of alcohol when none has actually been consumed.

Generally brought on by lack of sleep

Jim: Hey Jerry what's up with you? you're stumbling around, slurring your words, have your been drinking?

Jerry: Nah man, just a little day drunk

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I love drunk

the only response necessary when trying to justify drunken actions, most notably those that are the most embarrasing and those you do not remember.

random girl: Frank, why did you whip our your D in the middle of the party?

Myers: I love drunk

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