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to go back several months and comment on someone's wall
Peter's really pissing me off lately, he's been Facebook bombing me all day!
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A term used to describe someone who finds the need to repeatedly re-post what you had originally posted, usually within a matter of seconds of the original post, thus bringing no benefits to the re-post and rendering it pointless.
Ali A: Breaking News, War Breaks Out In The Middle Easst.
*5 Seconds Later*
Hala S: OMG LOOK WHAT I DISCOVERED: BREAKING NEWS IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!!!!!!1!!ONE!!
Ali A: Dude.. stop being a Facebook Parrot.
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Facebook Potential is the amount of potential attention and compliments a woman can get from Facebook. Many women are surprised at first by just how many men will cater to their every whim on Facebook. Once they realize just how pathetic and desperate most men are online, most women under age 35 are delighted to get compliments and likes from this army of beta orbiters every couple of days.
Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and don’t need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
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A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.
Most facebook intellectuals are narcissists who just like to hear themselves talk.
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The act of self pleasure to your facebook friends provocative photos.
"Hey man, watched any good porn lately?"
"No way dude, Allie's pics at the beach were all I needed to get me off, guess you could say I've been facebook feeling!"
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When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.
I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.
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You know those people who'll never talk or even look at you in real life but on Facebook they like everything on your page, pester you with wall posts, always want to chat with you, poke you, etc. (generally act like you two are great friends)? Oh, and you barely know them or don't even know them at all and at some point randomly got a friend request from them. Yeah, you totally have a Facebook friendship with them!
Lisa: "Pshh... Yesterday Julia kept bugging me on Facebook all night until I finally had to get off the computer just to be rid of her. Today she won't even look my way. What's wrong with her?!"
Lilly: "Oh, she does that to everyone. She seems to love leading Facebook friendships with people but real friendship means nothing to her!"
Lisa: "I see. That's pointless, no wonder she has no real friends, just those "friends" she has on Facebook."
Lilly:" Yeah, I know, right? Facebook is not a replacement for real friends. It's just a sad attempt."
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