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religious, but too religious. meet at hipster coffee shops and talk about israel and jesus over coffee.
i saw jesus groupies talking about jesus with every word being jesus.
Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form
Super hot jesussy
I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus
A religious person who only follows what they believe in when it benefits them or gives them attention, all done while being a text book Narcissist, as well as 2 faced.
"They always act so holy in church for the attention, what a Narcissist Jesus."
Pan Jesus also know as Beebo aka "Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco" the savior of the Pansexuals .
I went to P!aTD concert and saw Pan Jesus
Jesus is the most amazing person you will ever meet , tends to be sweet,caring, and handsome. Has an amazing smile and fun to hang around with . Any girl would love to have a guy like him , Tends to know how to play the guitar.. He wil bightwn each and everyday of yours . Has a big heart , beautiful eyes , good looking and a amazing personality . If you make him mad he doesn't play .. Plays tennis.. SEXY haha .. Well jesus's are unique and the best thing that can ever happen to you. A blessing ❤️
When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.
"I'm tweeting Jesus for a #Jesus Boner. Please give me the strength to fuck the chick/dude."
When the clouds part and it rains
Dammit, I knew Jesus asscrack would open up