When an obstacle or another person is obstructing your view to where you can't tell what time it is.
Will is standing in front of the wall clock, man he is such a Clock Block.
Ben stole my watch, what a Clock Block.
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Similar to cock blocking or vagina blocking, bottle blocking is when you cock block your self. This occurs when one ingests wayyy to much alcohol, brings home a female or male, takes them to the bed room, and proceeds to pass out rather than fornicate.
-Dude did you end up getting with whats-her-face last night??
+NO! I totally got bottle blocked!! FUCK!
-Toats dude that blows..
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deKock block (de KOK' blok) v. 1. To impede or stand in the way of the progress of others in a very naive fashion. n. 2. The act of impeding or standing in the way the progress of others in a very naive fashion.
John: Sally, I need you to bust out the TPS reports by 4:20 so we can leave on time today.
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!
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1. When a girl knows that you're right and doesn't know of a good comeback so she blocks you instead.
2. When you're being very annoying to a girl and she blocks you.
3. When you are truly a bitch and get blocked by someone.
Person 1: God that guy is so annoying, he's def gonna get Bitch Blocked.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I love doing that to random guys that I hate.
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To be denied a sexual encounter because the cops intruded.
Dude, I was totally about to get road head when I got pulled over. They totally cop blocked me!
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When somebody stops you from swinging for no apparent reason. Considered extremely rude in American culture.
David: Did you see Kaitlin swing-block Sam?
Carrie: Yeah, that was not cool at all.
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