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When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard
I hate springing a half chub in the middle of watching the news
Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over
This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.
"whats goin on?....."not much, just another half-baked sunday, and i'm really feelin it too!""
1. The husband of one's parent's half-sister.
2. The half-brother of one's parent-in-law.
My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.
A task that requires you and a partner to successful polish off a handle of any liquor through the duration of the night while not sharing any with non-competitors.
Roomate #1 :"How did you destroy the house this bad, it was just you and that one guy here last night ?"
Roomate #2 :"Half Gal Challenge Bro"
Roomate #1: "I understand"
Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".
We have 20 minutes to write this exam? My foot and a half!
A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
Half dollars are similar to saushers nipples in that they are both relativly large nipples, the only difference is half dollars resemble that of a half dollar with the lines around the center.
Mallory: *flashes trevor*
Trevor: HAAAA LOOK AT THOSE HALF DOLLAS-DOLLAS