Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").
"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"
"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"
When you are receiving a mouth hug and the person giving the mouth hug vomit on your genitals.
Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.
A Classification of "Fuck Up" that someone trys to hide and cover up while someone else actually "Fixes" their fuck up.
Man, that really went down ham-style.
A term to describe children, or offspring
This Child was lost in the super market, (walking up to a distraught couple) Is this your Ham slop?
The large sweat stains in a man's armpits. Usually found on a suit-wearing individual.
Check out the ham stains on that coked-out 1%er!
Tacoma slang for ugly or Not attractive
:eww he’s so ham I would never date him
An acronym meaning "Hardly Agree More" to express agreement and often sameness, especially in instant and text messaging.
1. (agreement)
Guy 1: Watch this video, the girl in it is really hot!
Guy 2: Ham!
2. (sameness)
Girl: I'm going to the fair this weekend.
Guy: Ham!