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Holy Luther

A saying that is used before or after something happens, that is either a positive or negative.

Did you see that..?? Holy Luther

Holy Luther... What the hell are you doing?

Holy Luther... That was crazy.

by Water Rat December 3, 2017


Holy Fact

Sometimes a piece of factual information is worthy of the gospel.

this is a reading from the gospel according to matthew; That is a HOLY FACT man.

by Mcphil69 October 9, 2020


Holy mared

Hollymared (noun) meaning holy shit from France

I went to Daubi for half the year with my husband bought some flowers for my mom , made a nice treehouse for my daughter stayed at home. With the family ..mom emptied holy mared as she saw Me come back with my husband holy mared as we walked into the house.

by Pink warrior June 14, 2018


Holy Martrimony

noun. a unique marital bond that is such a significant bond, that one can only compare it to a spiritual or "holy" bond between a married couple that enthusiastically "MART" (see ud definition) on one another.

"Aaron and Miranda live blissfully in holy Martrimony," says Tony to Dean when he noticed the couples room was over- powered by the ever-lingering, pungent aroma of holy martrimony.

by Tonecapone October 10, 2023


unholyest of holys

A jerk ass

Why aren’t you just the unholyest of holys

by Tethedonn February 6, 2022


the holy jesus

for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus

oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus

by anal*smear July 25, 2008


Holy Crap

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

by i.poop.in.church.69 March 20, 2018