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Will Howe

The living god, first man too lose his virginity, has amazing Fifa ability. Rumours go around that he can kill you with his looks, his jaw line is know throughout high school as one of the greatest, super intelligent and is one of the most complete guys ever born. He raises the bar in everything he does. If one man could win a reward for being the perfect man it would have to be JAMES MILNER, will Howe 2nd though.

Wow will Howe got top 100 again, what a stud.

by Not3s June 13, 2019


No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU

Not the other way around. You didn't do any work FOR ME. And you didn't figure it out. You did the work you wanted to or were paid to do it and you were hired to do that work because you were willing to keep silent about the fact that I am the one who did it and that you're trying to get away with not paying me.

Hym "No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU... And NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, FUCK-FACE. OK? And if he doesn't have to pay me then we DO NOT in any way shape or form own our own minds."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025


But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024


A man who knows how to fuck

Arnesto Da Costa

Arnesto Da Costa, a man who knows how to fuck

by Oseudop168 April 25, 2023


Curiel Whomever Urie

Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025


show me the how

Show me the how

Kida: "hey Kiah, show me the how
Kiah: "the fuck does that mean?"
Kida: "it means show me the how"

by Mr. Potplant November 15, 2020


feeling a bit how you doin aye

Feel ill , hungover , FUCKED

Jordan "hey davo, how'd you pull up this mornin?."
Davo "fuck mate. Feeling a bit how you doin aye."

by Mr. Repair Man October 09, 2020