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Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

by FreakKnockKnee.com May 10, 2018


Thumb looking for a ring finger

Someone who is looking for a partner that's out of their league.

Derrick will never find someone, he is a thumb looking for a ring finger.

by SaintBubblegum June 9, 2018


ring a pussy

when there's a tampon string hanging out of a pussy and someone rings it like a bell causing queefs to come out

guy: did you ring a pussy yesterday?
girl: yeah she was ringing for hours

by rufus rebecca May 3, 2020


Ring-rolled

Sneaking in a lord of the rings quote during a normal conversation.

Person 1: Hes so annoying!
Person 2: What did he do this time?
Person 1: He just freaking ring-rolled me! I'm gonna murder him I swear
Person 2: Now, now, don't be hasty...
Person 1: ...you have five seconds to run

by February 2, 2021


/ring

/ring is a discord server owned by the amazing seren.

omg /ring⁉️ thats serens server

by seren2818 August 18, 2023


french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 6, 2015


crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017