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WHEN IRISH PEOPLE GATHER AROUND AND DANCE AND GET DRUNK UNTIL THEY PASS OUT.
THAT IRISH ROUNDUP WAS URE FUN LAST NIGHT. LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ROUND
When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .
This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?
a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops
Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.
It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.
Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain
Dude that hike was amazing, the Irish Sun Dance at the peak really topped it off!
Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain
Dude that hike was awesome, the Irish Sundance at the peak really topped it off!
A drink made up of Whiskey, ice, and water. Can only be drank in tazewell county
Buddy: “ how are u so fucked up already”
Richard: “too many irish gatorades ol son”