Random
Source Code

Jizz Hands

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.

When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.

by nanomaton August 5, 2017


Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.

"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"

by JugheadJo March 26, 2019


Jizz Ops

When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.

{Jizz ops in action}

Meat beater:*fap fap fap*

Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?

Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*

by Chebster August 3, 2021


Jizz Cricket

A girls who gets cum on her inner-thigh/feet and rubs her legs/feet together like a cricket

You know Izzy? She’s such a jizz cricket

by IzzyBeAJizzCricket October 8, 2022


to jizz in the shizz

the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty

To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.

Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.

by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019


Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it

Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023


Jizz Spins

When you cum so hard that your surroundings seem to start spinning around you

Dude, she sucked me so good that I got the jizz spins

by Malipnos June 7, 2024