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People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway
“Nobody knows the meaning of life”
“I do?!?!?”
this term is used to tell someone they know what’s happening or another way of saying hello, typically used in britain
brit 1: wagwan, listen to this tune
brit 2: mad tune
brit 1: you know the score pal
Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.
Me: Echo, play Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Echo: Sorry I don't know that one.
someone who is a prick,knows it and wears it like a badge of honor aka me
waving something they just pickpocketed in the face of the person they just stole it from
He was waving something he just pickpocketed from me in my face.
he's the worst and knows it
I think that's like a vague, surface-level belief that you aren't really willing to give up or do anything to actually make manifest in the world. But it sounds good! You know... You aren't really doing anything.
Hym "But I AM! I've improved the quality of several people's lives in a material and demonstrable way. I don't know man... Sounds like one of those things that people just kind of say to feint moral superiority. You know? Like 'I just want people to be able to get their sicks sucked on demand.' And it's like, yeah, that'd be great but do I plan on going out and sucking a bunch of dicks to make that happen? No. Imma just make this post. And proceed to not live off of the charity of others." 🤷 ♂️
The 15th birthday celebration for a non-binary Latinx person.
Me: I went to the 15th for my prima’s kid.
Friend: Was it a quinceañera?
Me: No sé, they are like non-binary so I guess it was a Quincea-I-don’t-know.
Friend: No manches.
Having alll the nice things, nice cars, clothes, hair, holidays etc.
You don’t know your born, we never had all this when I was a kid.