You look about 15

An exaggerated way of saying someone in their late teens/early twenties looks young for their age. They may be chance look actually 15 but usually they look a little older than 15 but younger than their actual age.

22 year old: Could I get a litre of vodka please?
Cashier: Do you have ID on you?
Friend: HAHAHA! YOU LOOK ABOUT 15!

you look leng

you look leng actually means thank you. it’s melbourne slang.

‘i got you a coffee’
‘you look leng’

u look good fam

he dosent fucking like u.

(you send him a pic). You look good fam

strange looking bananas

I love you too :

you: hey i think i love you
me: oh.. well i really enjoy strange looking bananas

Look at God

(Luk at Gawd)

1. When you do something so impressive that others have no alternative but to recognize that you are god, so you tell them to "Look at God".

2. Said in reference to somebody else when you recognize they are extraordinarily talented.

Scenario 1:
Video game playing Mark: "I'm going to put the smack down on that ass, pick up the sticks"
Video game playing Mark's friend: *hit's him with a sticky nade (or throwing knife) from across the map, blindfolded, and with one hand stuck between his cheeks* "Look at god, son!"

Scenario 2
Rap listener 1: "Hey have you heard this new Ye thing? It's aight."
Rap listener 2: "Aight? It's straight bangin'! Look at god!"

The stoplight look away

When you come to a stoplight and casually glance over to the car next to you and see the driver picking his nose. He notices that you’ve caught him knuckle deep. So you both look away and feel awkward until the light turns green and you book it, never to see him again.

The stoplight look away is something that happens to everyone but no one talks about it

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH