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A sub-genre of Heavy Metal usually with overly happy or religious themes. Almost a catch 22 on metal, however, one cannot help feeling like they are on a quest of epic proportion while playing the music at high decible levels. Most people that listen to Glory Metal consider it more of a guilty pleasure then a favored genre.
Dude, were you guys listening to some Glory Metal last night?
Yea, we rode around pumping our fists out of the windows of our '72 comet looking for some trolls to slay!
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A very distinct genre of metal. Consists of very angry men shouting down microphones and being generally angry on various instruments. Such a display is enough to inspire fear into the hearts of lesser men, but not Cliffy.
Generally members of a band in the genre of Cliffy metal are large and can be described as 'meat houses' or 'brick-shit-houses' Very very angry and enjoying flying headbutting people in mosh pits and of course drinking 50 cans and being perfectly sober.
Person A- Did you see that band, they almost made my ears bleed before he broke my nose 'cause I wasn't metal enough.
Person B- Yeah, they're Cliffy metal.
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Pretty much "ALL" metal is a bunch of gay goth/emo bullshit.
Take your fucking bullshit metal emo-metal sub-genres and shove them up your teenybopper fag asses."OH MY GOTH,YOU ARE ALL THO EMO IT HURTS MY POOPER"....
dicks
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Tr00 as in for real, blacker than black, eviler than evil,
Kvlt as above,
Metal, heavy metal music, chiefly Black Metal.
To sum it up, Black Metal that is not phony.
Emo Dork: "Wow, I love Immortal. That's some Tr00 Kvlt Metal right there."
Black Metal Dude: Go away, poser, and let me listen to some Gorgoroth"
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Also known as Arseny derrives from gayness.
Dirty metal boy is a term used to show metal boys how nooby they are ^^
Arseny, you're such a dirty metal boy, indie FTW!!1!!one!!
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This is a bullshit genre of metal that comes from black metal that is exactly the same color, just a little off-white, and therefore is not black. This sounds exactly like death metal, but is still black metal that is a little off-white. Off-white metal did not originate anywhere. This can be most closely related to the collection of these types of metals; black, death, thrash, gore, gore-death, death-black, black-thrash, death-thrash, death-gore, black-gore, power heavy, lollipop thrash, and pop metal. This does not include Linkin Park though. They are the farthest thing from metal ever created.
"Duuude this off-white metal sounds just like death metal that is a little black."
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Awesome 2005 documentary directed by metalhead Sam Dunn, an anthropoligist from British Columbia. The film studies many topics relating to Heavy Metal, including:
-Who the very first Heavy Metal band is (widely believed to be Black Sabbath, as suggested in the film) as well as the roots of metal
-The backgrounds of Heavy Metal musicians and their fans
-Gender and sexuality roles in Metal
-Why a lot of bands have faced problems with censorship due to their lyrical content, album art, and live shows
-Satanic and/or anti-christian beliefs followed by a handful of Norweigian Black Metal bands, as well as other views on religion, satanism, and other controversial topics when associated with metal.
People interviewed include (but are NOT limited to) Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath, Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, Lemmy of Motorhead, James "Munky" Shaffer" of Korn, Ronnie James Dio, Corey Taylor and Joey Jordinson of Slipknot, Kerry King and Tom Araya of Slayer, Gaahl of Gorgoroth, Alex Webster and George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher of Cannibal Corpse, and many other metal musicians and producers, as well as multiple fans, socioligists, and even one minister.
The film is a largely independent film with limited theatrical release, so very few are totally familiar with it. A sequal entitled "Global Metal" was released in 2008, which is probably just as good but even less known.
Brad thinks Nickelback is Metal, so I'm going to show him "Metal: A Headbanger's Journey" to teach him what real metal is about.
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