Loud-mouth Lardo

Someone who is fat and obnoxious and, of course, loud-mouths a lot. Usually white trash or black trash that can't keep quiet even in a school computer lab. They also love to start fights with people that they don't like.

Shaniqua is such a loud-mouth lardo. Someone needs to put a trumpet mute in her mouth.

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Big mouth vagina

A vagina thats been fuck so hard over and over again that its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I was about to totally fuck this chick's brains out, but then i saw her big mouth vagina and was like fuck that.

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Cock-In-Mouth Disease

A nymphomaniac.

"Hey, i hear that girl over there is quite sick."

"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.

"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."

"Oh No." Says the friend.

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Who's in my mouth

a sexual game played with 5 or more people. rules of the game are that everyone must not talk and turn the lights off. once that is done have everyone undress and start putting,their genitalia in each others mouths and have them guess who is in their mouth. no one can talk except for the person with the genitalia in their mouth. if the person guesses correctly then they get to go again. so on and so on until they lose. randomly select the next person to go.

*random person sticks he nuts into mouth of selected person.*
selected person: ughh its soo hairy.umm i dont know Who's in my mouth. come on tell me!
*muffled voice due to genitalia in mouth*

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testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth

Yo why you got testicles in your mouth?

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Shit in my mouth

A phrase used to express disappointment or frustration.

"You hear Carrie Fisher died?"
"Yeah fam really sucks"
"You hear her mom died too?"
"If you're gonna keep bumming me out you may as well shit in my mouth!"

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Open Mouth Syndrome

When somebody's jaw always seems to be hanging down, mouth is always involuntarily open, etc. Douchebags, dumbasses and hoodrats make up most of the infected population with Open Mouth Syndrome.

Pat- "That douchebag TJ never closes his mouth. Always looks like he's open for business and deepthroat sessions. Guess he's just retarded."

Jon- "Yeah dude that dumbfuck has Open Mouth Syndrome."

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