Person who is a dick but pretends not to be one
Harvey Weinstein, Tom Ashbrook and the guy from Minnesota are fake non-dicks.
Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok
Beer that is mass produced by a major beer manufacturer but is passed off as craft beer
This bar calls itself a craft beer bar but all they have is fake craft beer.
Girl who looks good from a distance, enough to cause you to loudly proclaim admiration, only to reveal upon closer inspection to possess a busted grill.
I thought I wanted to poon Mary, but on closer inspection she has a busted grill and was merely a total fake-me-out.
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Person 1: "Why isn't he here? He said he would be here!"
Person 2: "He's such a fucking fake ass hoe."
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you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend
guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!
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