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A person who thinks they are awesome, and acts like they are the best/have the best tastes, even though they are way passed their prime. The name is relevant because they tend to 'Hi Five' after almost every positive event.
Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.
Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'
Mid 30's guy: "Dude, this concert is killer! WOO! FREE BIRD!"
other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"
*Slaps Skin*
20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."
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Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.
urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."
*scoots over*
urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"
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A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.
Five...
Five dollar...
Five dollar foot long!
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Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.
John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.
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when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave
person1: dude wanna go to subway
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
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A kid that copied the name of the popular youtuber "five nights at froakies".
He always tries to cover up evidence and says it never happened. He also thinks swearing makes you cool, bullying people is okay, can't take criticism, and is the most toxic kid on youtube.
Person 1: did you see the video of five nights at froakies 2 bullying a kid
Person 2: yeah I told him what he did wasn't nice
Person 1: what happened after that?
Person 2: he blocked me and reported me for bullying
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a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."
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