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When you take your hit and your getting the attention of the other person to take their hit
Aye your hit!
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A very bad insult originally made up by the online entertainer (not porn) Philip Michael Lester. Is often said with little or no context. Is said to never be looked up on Urban Dictionary.
Dan: "I'll hide the marshmallows down your throat
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mum"
Dan: "im sure that's a disgusting sex act, right there."
Phil: "don't look that up on Urban Dictionary"
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shut your mom
shut your mom! shut your entire mom! your entire mom is shut! omg you're dogwater! your wiener is built like a tic tac!!
To wear your heart on your cheek is the opposite of wearing your heart on your sleeve.
A person who wears their heart on their cheek keeps their true emotions hidden, usually to keep themselves from getting hurt and/ or to hurt others.
This term is from the song 'How to be a Heartbreaker' by Marina and The Diamonds.
"Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat."
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A self-inflicted violent wank
Choke Your Chicken
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When someone is making fun of you and you want to send the person to hell but more! and you don't want to use the f-word.
Carter: Congratulations Mr. Obama for the Nobel Prize. Remind me, what did you get it for?
Obama: Shit your eye!
Carter: Shit your own eye!
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The most devastating insult known to mankind. Easily repels all insults, including "your mom gay" and "your dad lesbian" and will absolutely decimate your opponent's pride as well as their will to live. Due to its destructive nature, it should only be used in grave situations.
Bob: Your mom gay!
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim
Jim: No! Don't do it!
Bob: your granny tranny
*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
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