Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.
I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around
Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice
the act of eating noddles out of a woman's vagina
jack was eating out paige and she said SUPRIZE BITCH YOUVE BEEN noodled . he began to pull noodles out of his mouth.
To have sex with a skinny white boy
I got noodled by Chad last night
1. When you throw spaghetti at someone.
2. When you get slapped by someone’s noodle