Rural Dictionary

o g

adjective: old, from a long time ago, not in use anymore.

"you not still playin' with yoyos are you? that's hella o g."

by aphrodite September 30, 2005

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A man who has an uncontrollable redhead obsession, and forgets where, who, and what he is whenever he sees a redheaded girl. Upon identifying the object of his desires, the redhead-o-phile will not rest until he either gets in her pants or gets stopped by the redhead's pepper spray.

Exhibit A: "I heard the redhead-o-phile next door cheer and give a round of applause for the picture of a redhead he found on google."

Exhibit B: "My friend and I were walking down the street when we saw a redhead; the way he started drooling and staring uncontrollably makes me suspect that he's a closet redhead-o-phile."

Exhibit C: "There are so many redhead-o-philes in this neighborhood that redheads should stay as far away as possible, unless said redhead happens to be a hooker."

by FriendOfARedHeadOPhile October 1, 2009

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Blow an O-ring

Taking a huge shit to the point that it makes your anus hurts for hours afterward.
A bit of a rip on Challenger's explosion due to a bad O-ring.

"Dude, all that Chinese buffet is going to make me blow my O-ring."

Guy 1 "Why are you walking like that? Did you just Blow an O-Ring? "
Guy 2 "Ate some nasty food the other night...God it hurts!"

by HankHill August 7, 2008

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gag-o-magnifier

The part of the brain connected to the back of the throat that regulates the intensity of a gag reflex. Upon receiving sensory input from the brain, the gag-o-magnifier then calulates the gag factor - taking into account synergistic variables such as alcohol or drug over indulgence, excess pie intake, and outside influences such as a blast of shit.

Gag-o-magnifier is from the Ninja Turtles cartoon.

Riding in the back of Elrod's Pinto across West Texas after a bottle of tequila and some peyote buttoms, the gag-o-magnifier kicked into warp mode and had me hurling like exorcist girl.

by wheaty May 28, 2005

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