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swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.

"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"

by ndrago1 February 10, 2017


front pocket money

An inordinate amount of cash carried in the front pocket to buy whatever you want. Money made outside of your job/profession that is dispensable.

β€œMemfy, you got any front pocket money? I’m trying to score some Mexican street Molly off this guy.”

by droe1021 March 19, 2019


run them pockets

Another way to say "give me whats in your pockets!"

Bitch, I gots a shiv in this bitch so run them pockets!

by Toukie June 28, 2006

46πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


3-Pocket Pat

Quickly tapping your back pocket, and front pockets to assure you have your wallet, cell phone, and iPod. May also be shortened if the user is lacking one of the mentioned items.

The 3-Pocket Pat should take no longer than 2 seconds.

"I realized I left my wallet at the movies when I did my occasional 3-Pocket Pat before getting in the car."

by Austavious Rex March 24, 2010

51πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


pocket full of sunshine

a pocket full of drugs i.e: crack, weed, ectasy etc..

take me away to that secret place with that pocket full of sun shine, give me a sweet escape with your pocket full of sunshine

by senor poocho June 25, 2008

91πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


cold pocket

1) something that is weak or uncool

2) an impetent penis

dude that chick stripped for him and he still had a cold pocket...

man that new song is so cold pocket

by arty ziff July 4, 2005

4πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


poly pocketer

Someone (usually white male) who goes and gets laid by dirty, filthy Polynesian woman (the scum of the earth) who are all fat, smelly, hairy and look like men.

James: Tim is such a fucken poly pocketer. did you see him with that filthy fat bitch last night?

Tom: yeah, i dont know how you can enjoy that.

by koonhunter December 14, 2010

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž