put that pussy in the bush

Instructing a mature women who shaves her pubic hair, like a baby, to grow it out and go natural.

Damn bitch, you look like a 6 year old. Put that pussy in the bush

putting on siding

When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.

Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.

Put My Gown On

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.

Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.

Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.

Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!

Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.

Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.

put the wheel on the tip

to have sexual intercourse

She's hot, I'd put the wheel on the tip for sure.

put boots to

beating ones ass to a pulp

im going to put boots to my boss

I'll Put That In My Notes

The proper way to respond to pointless internet argument, consisting of insults being thrown around. Usually used to end the conversation.

Person 1: You're so fucking stupid.
Person 2: I'll put that in my notes.

"I'll put that in my notes."

puts on air

to act in a way that shows one thinks one is better than other people

Patrick: “Do you mean she ‘puts on air’? That’s just fancy talk”