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Is when you insert your wife's diamond ring in her vagina with the dimond hanging out of her pussy while you fuck her in the ass.
Last night was my wife and I's wedding anniversary, and to commemorate it, I celebrated by giving her the bling bling brown ring!
When your fiancé’s penis is the size of the engagement ring he got you (which is so puny)
Did you see her wok ring? It was so tiny I had to squint in order to catch a glimpse of it
When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.
Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation
Someone who is looking for a partner that's out of their league.
Derrick will never find someone, he is a thumb looking for a ring finger.
Sneaking in a lord of the rings quote during a normal conversation.
Person 1: Hes so annoying!
Person 2: What did he do this time?
Person 1: He just freaking ring-rolled me! I'm gonna murder him I swear
Person 2: Now, now, don't be hasty...
Person 1: ...you have five seconds to run
/ring is a discord server owned by the amazing seren.
omg /ring⁉️ thats serens server
A nose ring that pierces through the septum.
Did you see that Tiffany got a snot ring?
Ewwww really?
Yeah she went from being a 9 to a 5 overnight... how sad.