When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.
Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.
Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.
Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
An unexpected shit in your pant.
Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.
When you hear a piece of music not as a full-song but as a snippet being used in other mediums, such as for a meme, advertisement, movie scene, TikTok, etc.
"I just realized I know this song, even though I never directly listened to it or knew its name."
"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."
Sesquaple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.
My sesquaple-second-cousin is a good person.
A mesurent of time used by wow doges. Around sixty-nine seconds long. Doges measure time weirdly.
one doge-second later, he came back
When you get your pop culture taste from everyone around you and have no acquired taste of your own. You're just a shell wearing, listening and watching things because they're currently popular, and that's all you are.
You put in no effort to even browse for your own taste, to the point of even going onto a page from a tag from bandcamp, just in case you'll be judged for not liking it.
You are the true meek of society.
This dudes got mad second hand taste, he listens to suicide boys cause he wishes he did heroin but he's even to scared to do that. What a poser. What a pussy.