Shot Clock

The time remaining to unload your spiff juice (cum shot) on your cheating partner before his/her significant other busts you.

Guy 1: So I heard you almost got caught!
Guy 2: Yeah I heard his car pull up and I knew had at least 15 secs on the Shot Clock

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tube shot

A homosexual act in which one man takes an alcohol tube shooter and inserts it in another homosexuals anus and then proceeds to take the shot from the other mans gaping asshole. Apple martini shots are the most used.

"Damnnnnnnn man that party was awsome!!! I took so many tube shots i cant even remember how many dicks I sucked and sat on!!!

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kidney shot

A punch to the kidney by a silent assasian who generally sneaks up on the victim from behind. The assualt usually occurs during a night of drunken debauchery. Depending on the severity of the attack, lingering pain my last for an extended period of time.

"Hey Pat, let's sneak up on Nate and give his drunk ass a kidney shot he'll fell in the morning! Then lets go soccor ball."

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jump shot

When you jump while in the process of masturbating to blow a fat load all over his roomates lofted bed.

Tony blew a wicked awesome jump shot all over Johnnys bed

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hot shot

The term hot shot is usually used for gay men when describing a warm facial.

It's disrespectful to give an old man a hot shot.

I grew out of getting hot shots

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space shot

When your lover shoots a stream of piss after you shove an item up his ass and it hits his prostate.

Benny did a space shot that hit the far wall when I put that table leg up his ass.

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shot up

When pimples look like little bullet wounds aka pimples are crazy

o shit you see dudes face it got shot up crazy

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