Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

d-money smoke diet

A smoke diet created by the king himself ( D-money ), it consists of smoking 3 packs of marlboro reds every single day. 60 Cigarettes a day is hard achieve and it's an accomplishment if you manage to succesfully follow the d-money smoke diet.
d-money smoke diet became famous after d-money's internet fame skyrocketed on Discord and Twitter. He was invited to multiple late night shows as a guest, and also appeared in 2 hollywood movies.

Kanye: Yo why you smokin' so much dawg, that's super unhealthy and shi.. you feel me?
Lebron: nah G, i'm on the d-money smoke diet dawg. I saw it on twitter and had to give it a try, it's lowkey fire bro..
Kanye: oh shit, i been tryna call d-money and ask about that shit but he ain't never answer dawg.. The king is always busy asf you feel me?
Lebron: Yeah dawg just start smokin darts and you'll be ready to follow the d-money smoke diet in no time no cap G

National Smoke Out Day

February 11th

Mark: “Hey it’s national smoke out day”

Carson: “Oh what does that mean?”

Mark: “roll a doob”

You must be smoking drugs

Meaning that you are delusional

You must be smoking drugs if you agree with them.

Not trying to smoke your salmon

When you aren't just telling someone what they want to hear, regardless of the truth.
When you're not praising someone to gain their favor or approval.
SImilar to: 'Not blowing smoke up your ass.'

Possible sexual reference, 'to smoke' is often used as a euphemism for performing oral sex, 'salmon' and other fish are often used to indicate a vagina.

Not trying to smoke your salmon, but I completely agree with you.
I just think that's a great idea, else i would have disagreed and called you an idiot.

smoking that v money pack

basically this means ur on v money’s case. u b nagging and tryna come at v money. which is not good. this is a very common brand. which can be very addictive. you might want a nicotine patch.

example- get off my case you stay smoking that v money pack.

example- you bets getchu a patch , u smoking 3 v money packs a day. no good (x2).

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Smokes we won't pay

When you rent out a cabin that is in the middle of nowhere and there are no stores around other than a smoke shop on the indian reserve to purchase groceries. You end up going to buy what you need and walking out with a carton of smokes regardless if you smoke or not because they are so cheap on the reserves. They basically give them to you just for coming into the store.

Mike, " Hey Kyle, we need to get some toilet paper and some firewood today from the store or we will have frozen shit running down our legs."

Kyle, " The only store around is that fucked up smoke shop on the gas-huffer reserve down the road."

Mike, " Well atleast Smokes we won't pay"

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