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Smoking crack. This drug is so potentially addictive that the pleasure you feel after a blast is so amazing that it is like a gift from heaven. This is quickly exchanged with a coming down which makes the user want that feeling back. He/She does whatever to get more and keeps sucking on the pipe, pop can or whatever else he/she can use to get the crack gas into their lungs/bloodstream again. Once no more crack can be found, the user goes into a deep state of depression and need which is like a trade off with the Devil. Great sensation given - temporarily - Terrible over-all feeling afterwards.
Candice: "I need to get more rock I think my boy will take this Dollarama vase for a twenty piece!
Dude: "Don't count on it girl, why don't you just stop sucking on the devil's dick, its killing you!"
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The fucktard going by the name "metal sucks and is gay" is a rap-obsessed halfwit who believes that all metal is emo, despite the blatant fact that emo is punk. He has many other logical failings, and believes that anything he hates is automatically "gay". The unnecessary use of the word "gay" only proves that he is in fact a repressed homosexual.
"metal sucks and is gay" is a disgrace to all homosexuals who hate metal. LGBT metal haters, rise up and fight this wannabe!
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something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls
jill: my boyfriend dumped me
Janet: that sucks monkeys balls
John: I lost my job
Jack: that sucks monkeys balls
that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls
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A game usually played at large parties consisting of one playing card. A group sits boy-girl, boy-girl (unless it's a homosexual party) and, using only the card, transport it from person to person using only the mouth. You "suck" the card when recieving it, and you "blow" the card when giving it to the next person. It's like kissing with a card in-between your lips. Not as easy as it sounds.
Lori: Hey, anybody wanna play suck 'n blow?
Tommy: you know I do.
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Person A: This shit sucks. My legs are sore, my back is sore, and here I gotta wake up at five a.m.
Now that my bike got stolen a few days ago, I have to walk 2.5 miles to my job as a postman, and then - in the course of my job - walk about 12 miles, only to walk home to make it an even five miles of commuting by foot per day. That is 17 miles five days per week. To make no mention of the weight of the mail I must carry up and down countless flights of stairs (I am including things such as big ass boxes (like when people move by mail)) and fucking ikea catalogs (which everyone gets once per year, and they weigh a ton) in the rain snow heat or cold or anything else .
Person b: Suck it up buttercup
-Synonymous: "Cowboying up."
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Delicious cocktail of butterscotch schnapps and Bailey's irish cream on top. Prepared as a shot and drunk in one hit.
Two cock-sucking cowboys barkeep!
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