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fill a cup with water, place your ball sack into the cup and have your significant other blow bubbles in the cup with a straw
This girl denied me a blow job, but she gave me a ball couzie instead.
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Exceptionally smooth and shaved scrotum. The gold star of ball sacks.
I went down on Carl for the first time last night and discovered his Gucci Balls. Needless to say, I sucked em sore.
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In the case of the personification of the testes, this would be the forceful reverse ejection of the contents of the digestive tract.
DUDE! You totally ball puked on my girlfriend's face! NOT OK!
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The really uncomfortable feeling one receives when their scrotum gets sweaty and sticks to their leg. This is usually a result of sitting down for a long period of time such as a car ride or watching a movie.
Bro, that bus ride gave me cocky balls!
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Acting in a manner in which you are going crazy or freaking out that is significantly higher than the average tweek.
"Dude! He was fucking tweekin' out!"
" No dude, he was tweeking BALLS!!"
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When a locker room shower full of men has a bouncy ball or multiple bouncy balls thrown into the shower. The balls bounce around and it sucks. You cant win.
Hey Tony, wanna play shower ball after the big game?
No man, im still sore from last night, and i cant win.
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Born on October 23rd, 1968, LaVar Ball, father of the later we’ll known Lonzo Ball, LaMelo Ball, and LiAngelo Ball, had always been a cocky and arrogant boy. In grade school through high school, he had never been the best player, but his self esteem thought otherwise. During his next years in college LaVar tried out for the basketball team, making it in. After he finished off his years, he had averaged 2.2 points per game, and astonishing low. Years later he married Tina Ball, who later birthed heir first son Lonzo Ball on 1997, birthing their second LiAngelo Ball I n 1998, and a couple years later the youngest LaMelo Ball, born in 2001. After his sons entered he college of UCLA, he began to have his sons make astonishing shots during UCLA basketball games, being very skilled in the art. Exploiting his son’s potential, he has pens up the Big Baller Brand, also refer as the BBB, as shown on one of his many branded shirts he commonly styles at any public event. LaVar later goes on to make claims as his sons being the GOAT. Many bold claims later, Lonzo is drafted to the Los Angles Lakers, making a first round second pick; falling behind Markelle Fultz, who was drafted for the 76ers. Later on they open up their own television show titled “Ball Family.” In most sense he is a complete idiot and is lucky to have actual good kids, besides their jumpshot.
Harvey: Have you even SEEN LaVar’ Ball’s jumpshot? No wonder his kids shoot like total moron.
😭👌😎💯LaVar Ball fan follower retard:💯😂👌😂 Bruh deadass his shot form is on point my nigga fuck you mean?
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