k pop

the best type of ecstasy

“hey you have any k pop”
“yeah man, i just took some my skin feels like a baby chinchilla”

k-wood

Abbreviation for Kingwood, New Jersey. A tiny county town in Hunterdon.

Bob: Yo, I'm from K-wood so that automatically means I'm daaaamn cool.
Billy: you poser! Your from Alexandria! I'm a true kingwoodian from k-wood!

k-henge

When snorting too much ketamine at the Summer Solstice at Stonehenge, some users can enter a k-hole, now called k-henge.

"That dude is gonna be in a K-Henge for at least 3 days."

k-mArt

1337elite male who haxz pr0n

You should get a k-mArt.

special k

An alcoholic drink, known about Northern Ireland. It consists of three vodka shots and a blue WKD poured into a pint glass.

He had had a special K.

k-fed

Just all around cool, collected, hot, smart, also known as Kevin Federline. He had an affair with Britney Spears and is as awesome as shit, but some people hate him for always wanting to be in the spotlight.

"Woah! He's the next K-Fed!"

Backwards K

For one who wants to take their inebriation to the next level.

A step above the original, more juvenile, "strikeout", lies the "backwards k". It involves one more key ingredient.

The subject must first take a hit of weed (holding in the smoke), chug a beer, take a shot, then grab a freshly rolled up $20 and rip a line of cocaine. After one has completed those 4 steps, the subject can finally proceed to blow out the smoke.

Guy: Ey man, whatd you end up doing last night?
Dude: I canoe-oared a water bed...You?
Guy: Ha, nice...I woke up in my car, in an alley, with the heat blasting, an empty bottle of cheeze whiz in my hand, and a walrus carcass in the back seat.
Dude: Holy shit man...
Guy: Yea...mother fuckin' backwards k!