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A troublesome young man.
If someone is referred to as "A Kyle" They are usually a young, uneducated, blight on society. Thay are usually young men around 13-18 in age and have a very scruffy unkempt appearance. They usually come from broken homes, with parents who don't give a monkeys willy what they get up to as long as they don't get under their feet. Kyles are genuinely found hanging around in local parks Smoking weed, and drinking cheep alcohol. They can be found loitering around shopping centres, planning muggins or shoplifting to feed their habit. Thay are not particularly physically violent but will shout threatening expletives to make them look hard and will generally run away if challenged. Most don't attend school and those that do are usually permanently expelled due to their bad behaviour and attitude, with the few who do make it through school will usually leave with no exams and no prospects. Older Kyles (those that are past legal school age) generally have no interest in gaining employment and will supplement there livelihood by committing crimes and will usually if not before, land themselves in prison by the age of 18, with prison been a common acurence for most of their live.
Neighbour 1: " That young lad across the street was arrested for shoplifting yesterday."
Neighbour 2: AGAIN! that the second time this month, he's turning into a right little Kyle that one."
2) Woman 1: "Right, I'm off to the shopping centre."
Friend: OK but keep your phone out of sight, the place is full of Kyles."
Mother speaking to her son: "I'd keep away from that new lad at the youth club if I was you, he's been branded A Kyle."
A beg for katie dean and has loose four skin
Kyle:Yooo fam Freddy cl stick with kacey bc i love katie but she don’t like me bc i vape and get bullied by big dp and danny
A kyle jones is just not the best person ever
Kyle
Kyle is the sussiest of sussy bakas ever
Person 1: Kyle is sus
Person 2: that is so radical and true broski
A mathematical equation for calculating what physique means for a woman- ass•boobs/shape=physique
Evan: Hey Dan, I just used kyles law to determine that ur girl is mind. Dan: I literally hate you Evan 😑
A true king in the Kounsel. Know to have a very #NDH.
Just like Kyle YorK, all Kyles of the Kounsel are Kings, with only the nicest of dicks.
#NDH
A set of twins that are truly really awesome
Hey, have you met Shannon and Kyle? They're so cool and they're twins too!
Big Jerk That Is Always Mean To People And Thinks He Is Cool. He Hangs Out With The "Bad Boys" In School And Acts Like He Is So Awesome but He Really Is Just A Big Bully. He Will Most Likely Go To Jail When He Is Older Because Of The Type Of People He Hangs Out With And the Stupid Choices He Makes.
Kyle Nolan; A BIG Jerk
Me; Hey is that Kyle
Friend; Yeah
Me; He is so mean to me
Friend; Really?
Me; Yeah
Friend; He is mean to me to. He threatened me!
Me; OMG, He told the teacher to shut up in class today