Kyle is an empty shell of what once was a human with no human interaction.
*looks at homeless man*
"I bet his name is Kyle."
Kyle is the type of guy to shotgun 3 monster energy cans and not be fazed
“Kyle how are you not jumping off the walls right now”
“Because it runs through my veins”
A guy who decorates his room with monster energy
You “Kyle is the guy who rides dirt bikes”
Me “oh yeah, Kyle decorates his room with monster”
Mostly the persom drinking Monster, wearing sandals (usually without socks), wears shades that seams to be too small for their head. Loves wearing only undershirt, shorts, and watches. They usually bathe themselves in body sprays and think women love the smell. Burps in front of everyone and probably has a son named Justin.
A Kyle on its natural habitat. Run!
Mostly the persom drinking Monster, wearing sandals (usually without socks), wears shades that seams to be too small for their head. Loves wearing only undershirt, shorts, and watches. They usually bathe themselves in body sprays and think women love the smell. Burps in front of everyone and probably has a son named Justin.
A Kyle on its natural habitat. Run!
Kyle is the definition of a black hole of mountain dew and happiness. No positive thought feeling or game will escape his clutches as he laughs at your foolishness. He likes writing edgy poetry and making stories that are always depressing. He has a close group of friends and requires an infinite source of sunshine Aka happiness to keep him of the back of others. HE DON'T LIKE FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathan: Stop being such a Kyle Jason.
Kyle: Well at least I'm not a Nathan.
Nathan: Shut the flip up.