A man with a penis the size of a thumb. A girl usually cries Logan green to a man when the poor girl cannot feel the sensation of sex as the penis is too small.
Omg Logan green. Just use your fingers that would be longer than dick thumb
usually, a person who inhales smartwhips / balloons.
god, chelsea you need to stop that. you're going to end up like *Logan goodbody*
When someone says an unfunny joke and everyone responds with silence
Logan: "What did the fish say when he ran into a wall. Dam."
Everyone: *silence*
Someone: "Logan moment"
A Logan Moment is when the "genius" in your group named Logan, makes a stupid, or downright dumb suggestion, usually involving some form of activity, usually grueling and not worth the time put into it.
Logan Moment -"Hey, lets go play Star Citizen guys, it is a really fun game when you get past the 4 hours of prison time you gotta serve if you get caught"
A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.
Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)