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When a girl is on her period, what it actually is, is the ovarian egg hatches and releases a monster. The monster feeds on the thin layers of skin inside the uterus, and when the monster feeds, that is what causes the blood to flow out. The more the monster eats, the heavier the flow of blood. To kill the monster, the tampon is inserted to stop the exile of the blood out of the vagina causing the monster to drown in the blood.
DAMN! that bitch has a really hungry, angry vagina monster.
see how much shes bleeding!?!?!?
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my wife told me this morning, "she got attacked last night, by the ""blue veined monster"".
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A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".
Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.
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Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays
Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET
A horrible monster also known as Khole.the coochie woochie Monster comes out only when you do the making slime at 3am challenge
*while doing slime at 3am challenge*
“Omg what was that sound “
“I think it’s the coochie woochie
Monster” “ the coochie woochie Monster “
That hidden part of your psyche just waiting to have an excuse to become addicted to something
A few rounds of Songpop really brought out my Inner Whore Monster!
The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...
After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.