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When there are more than four different people who are going to have sex with you and you can only choose some.
After the party, it was like an all you can fuck buffet.
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A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.
“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”
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When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too
Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!
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Come on this website is so ass nowadays
guy 1: Can you even vote anymore?
guy 2: eat my ass
Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.
Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU
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A phrase used by Nexon, advertising the game MapleStory. Now its just overused, ridiculing (sp?) the company. Hilarious.
Police officer: Why did you kill this young and innocent child??
Killer: Because I can, and its free!
MageGuy123456: y the hell do u keep ksing me? D=<
xXxn4ruT0b011111xxxx: becuz i can and itz free!!!
Person: Whats with you guys and that lame Maplestory commercial?
Nexon: Because I can and its free! (play or dai)
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One of the most beautiful songs ever written.
Ever, truely.
Written by conor oberst, of bright eyes.
"And you say that I hurt you, in a voice like a prayer
Yeah, you say that I've hurt you, and your voice is like a prayer. Yeah, well maybe I hurt you sometimes, let's contrast and compare...lift up your shirt, the wound isn't there. I guess that your truth, is just the ghost of your lies...
...Yeah, your kind of truth, darling, is just the ghost of your lies, & I see through them all the time...
...I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so, so drunk, that I pass out, & forget your face, by the time I wake up..."
Kid 1: "Have you heard that beautiful song by Conor Oberst"
Kid 2: "But there are so many!"
Kid 1: "One of the most beautiful"
Kid 2: "Oooh, It's Cool We Can still be friends!"
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