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Vegan Cookies

Pathetic excuses for otherwise tasty treats. Why even bother?

Vegan cookies just don't make any sense.

by Thalia October 31, 2006

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pepper my cookie

when a mate screws your wife or girlfriend,
he peppers your cookie

How dare that prick pepper my cookie!

by Petad May 11, 2009


cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

by Jeremy Robinson November 28, 2007

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fortune cookie wisdom

When somebody claims to be smart, but half of the shit they say is obvious and can be found in a fortune cookie.

Asshole - Work hard and you will be okay.
Normal Guy - No shit, thanks for the fortune cookie wisdom, asshat.

by ILikeDefiningThings August 27, 2018

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Cookie Cutter Girl

A "cookie cutter girl" is like "basic white girl", except that it applies to all races and ethnicities (it is a broader term). A cookie cutter is your standard plain, ordinary girl: flat, straight hair (usually), Starbucks, iPhone, UGG boots, Instagram, constantly snapchatting, "messy hair don't care", "slay", "I woke up like this", chocos, Netflix, etc.

They follow whatever is "it" and "fashionable" at the moment, whether they like it or not. If they say they like reading, that usually means they have only read Nicholas Sparks books, Pretty Little Liars, and the Fault in Our Stars. They may or may not be slutty.

They are called cookie cutters because since they're all the same: they might as well have been cut by a cookie cutter.

Despite being plain and ordinary, they are usually the mist popular among their peers and highly sought after among boys.

Cookie Cutter Girl:
Teacher: We're missing three girls on roll. Anyone know where they are?
Justin: Heather, Harlie, and Courtney just checked out. I heard them say they're going to Starbucks and to get new phone cases.

Gwen: Ugh, such cookie cutters.

by Tazrider December 15, 2016

20๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cookies n' Cream

They are oreos

Cookies n' Cream are Yummy

by DanT7 June 19, 2020


Dark choco cookie

An extremely hot man

Dark choco cookie: hi

Me: AWOOGA

by creepyendy June 30, 2021

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