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A holy monster of spaghetti. The one true savior... have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
I have been saved by the flying spaghetti monster!
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When a girl is having a foursome with 3 guys. 2 guys standing to her sides and one in front. the 2 guys on her sides get handjobs and the guy in front gets blown. The part that makes this different than the flying flamingo is that the girl does everything not simultaneously. This makes the girl look like a retarded flying flamingo.
I walked in on my sister, she was doing the retarded flying flamingo.
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When you inadvertently say something racist.
How was your dinner party last night?
It was pretty good until I Let Fly A Racial
Ooooooooh, too bad!
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The action of jumping and shoving your penis into your victims unsuspecting face.
Person 1: Hey blank wanna hug
Person 2: Flying pelvic thrust
Person 1: WTF man
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Wiping your ass, dunking the paper in the toilet, then throwing it on the ceiling. The follow up to the upper decker. Also known as an in the park home run.
Ken left an upper decker at Mikes house, then hit an infield pop fly.
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Having your blanket at a super man cape position, Fart in your cape and swooping your blanket and covering your closest victim to be forced in a slightly altered version of a Dutch oven.
A Dutch oven that is mobile.
I snuck her with a flying Dutch oven from a distance.
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the act of pulling down someones pants and slapping thier balls back and fourth while reciting their a,b,c's back words as they get jerked off by a trany
dude wanna play albanion fly swat, its awsome
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