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the resulting illumination from the car in front repeatedly hitting the brakes at 40 mph or less on a highway,due to the extreme age of the (usually,but not necessarily)female driver
After driving from little rock to Branson, mo.,My eyes were burning from all the BLUE HAIRED BRAKE LIGHTS.
He's gonna call you as soon as the street lights come on he's gonna come getcha. So basically he won't call you in the day only at night. Cause he can sense that you wanna get did right , claiming that hes a millionare that you have never messed with before.. He's from the streets maken millions and your man can be working in an office job 9-5...
Daly City, raised in 3rd street nigga tryen to collect as many woman as possible, with his charming demeanors flossing his beamer, benz and bently... Always ready to ask for some becky.... While he sits you in his car and says Baby! I dedicate this song to you, while flowing it out loud in his car over looking the sunset at the beach shawty you's "Hotter than a street light"
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The result of a police officer pulling someone over for a traffic violation in Rhode Island. All the people in the state have to stop - not slow down, but fully stop - as they pass the vehicle that's been pulled over to see if it's someone they know. And thus, a single state trooper pulling over someone for speeding during rush hour can grind traffic on the interstate to a complete halt for more than fifteen minutes.
"My commute home should only take 20 minutes, but never takes less than an hour because of the Flashing-lights Brake-dance and the fact that people forget where the fuck Route 4 is every afternoon."
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When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.
He was being a little mouthy so I gave him a Lake Erie Light House. That shut him up.
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You get these from somebody when they wanna know your going the wrong way with it and need to turn around. Basically it means they aren't tolerating what your doing and have a problem with it
Jimmy: Hey girl you lookin good what's your name?
Cindy: Why you wanna know that?
Jimmy: Cmon lets get to know each other?
Cindy: Why?
Jimmy: Fuck you you difficult ass bitch
(2 hours later)
Jimmy: I failed at talkin to this girl earlier
Timmy: She gave you the back of the traffic lights?
Jimmy: Yea I'm so pissed
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Semi or bolt-action rifle usees the half inch (.50) caliber for use against enemy vehicles such as tanks or to shoot the engine block out of a car
The m82 barrett is scarcely used due to it's large round
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Another word for yuppies
Fuck those Marlboro Lights sucking bastards and their AMEX gold cards
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