dirty sock farm

a pile of two or more pairs of dirty socks which congregates in the same area on a bedroom floor; creating a pile or "farm".

benny look at my pro dirty sock farm.

wow bud... your great

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eight pound socks

Large breasts, big boobs

1.Todd played with Jenny's eight pound socks.

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jerk off sock

A sock that placed on the penis to assist in masturbation.

Dave: dude, what's with that sock?
Jake: don't touch it! That's the jerk off sock.

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Pink Sock

Loud NYC rock band making noise and art and shit

Pink Sock puts on one hell of a rock show!

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Michigan wet sock

When you jerk off in a sock while thinking about the great lakes. Then you discard in a corner of a room.

Mike and I missed home so much we would have a Michigan wet sock in every room.

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hide it in my sock

hide the dugs foo youknow hwat im, saiinig like yoa jnow fo shoo hide the sfrug drug i milly roxjk on any blochj,,dfrggn

MOm bitch: you got an a on your test jimmy!
Real homie: hide it in my sock

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Bloody Red Sock

Very similar to the donkey punch in which while having anal sex you punch the unlucky lady in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract. Only in this instance, you immediately pull out as her asshole contracts forcing her bloody rectum to be pulled out with your dick.

"Dude, I gave that bitch the Bloody Red Sock last night that's why she's walking funny"

"My asshole is killing me, that prick Kevin gave me a bloody red sock last night"

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